Honestly? Whatever

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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illuminabi

You can really tell who’s never experienced poverty and food insecurity when it comes to discussions around food costs and how unhealthy food is cheaper. Some fucker always comes in with the price of like… lettuce or… apples. And it’s like yeah bitch but can you work an 11 hour shift after eating some salad and an apple!?! Find me something cheaper, and more filling than the broke ass staples of boxed mac and cheese, hot dogs, noodles, bread, beans, and rice. I’ll wait.

It also ignores the mental toll that poverty takes like maybe your home made veggie filled recipe isn’t crazy expensive but it also involves prep time and cooking time and organization in terms of fresh food that a lotta poor people can’t manage.

Not to mention if you can only afford to get to the store once every couple weeks via bus or cab then you can’t keep fresh veg on deck.

But ya know.. poor people are just dumb and lazy.

agendervenom
agendervenom

There’s been a few people here and there in the tags trying to start ship discourse but…

Yall seem to forget that eddie/venom are canon in the comics… this is pretty much basic level Venom lore

Venom declares their love for Eddie:

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Eddie talks to someone about being in a relationship with Venom and how much he loves it:

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They consider each other married:

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They’ve considered each other marred since the 1990 comics:

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Yet another discussion on their romantic relationship:

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Eddie considers Venom his long time romantic partner:

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They go on movie dates with each other and hold hands!!!:

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…This scene:

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Um…. anyways, heart chocolates:

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They call each other pet names CONSTANTLY:

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The ending to one of the comics has a heart symbol and the classic ‘fairy tale’ ending:

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Speaking of the heart ending, they consider their entire story in the comics to be a love story

I just… do I need to explain further?

They’ve also canonically given birth to a symbiote child before and raised it together until it went off on its own. Yep. They had a child together.

Anyways…. symbrock is canon. And it has been since 1990 when they first considered themselves married and in a relationship.

(sources: everything from Venom 1990 to the most recent Venom comics)

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sneakyfeets

my wife’s so cute because we both love animals so much but her way is very pure and genuine whereas my family is:

me, holding up my cat: stinky

wife: no!! don’t be mean!!!

me, swaying him back and forth in the air: stinky bastard man

wife: No!!!!!!!!

my mother, not looking up from chopping veggies: naughty boy. brat cat

wife, distraught: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sneakyfeets

In case anyone doubted the validity of my claims: 

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beatlesweatles

The wife:

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The mom:

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